So waht Did happen to Rudolph?

Question

CORPORATE MEMO

To: All Staff
Date: December 1
Subject: New "Twelve Days of Christmas" Policy


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.

Streamlining is due to the North Pole's loss of dominance in the season's gift distribution business. Home Shopping TV channels and mail order catalogues have diminished Santa's market share. He and the Board could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture.

The reindeer downsizing was made possible through purchase of a late model Japanese sled for the CEO's annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated. Reduction in the reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions for which the North Pole has received unfavorable press (gas and solid waste).

We're pleased to inform you that Rudolph's role will not be disturbed. Tradition still counts for something at the North Pole!

Answer 1

LMAO I like this one! so what about the elves? Were they downsized too? Oops, maybe I shouldn't use the word "downsized" when speaking about elves. Maybe "cut backs"?..... no....

Answer 2

I had been hearing that Rudolph might have to go in for a nose transplant. It seems his nose isn't bright enough according to FFA safety rules and regulations.

Answer 3

i think he got run over by grandma