I LOVE telemarketers. I make them earn their money. I once pretended I was a confused old Jewish man (I do the accent quite well) and the woman got so upset, she cursed me and hung up. Another woman told me I had won 3 free dance lessons. I continued to tell her I could not dance and she kept insisting they could teach ANYONE to dance. Then I told her that in May of 1967, in Quang Tri Province in Viet Nam I had both my legs blown off up to my hips. There was a pause, then she said, "I'm sure we can work SOMETHING out."
I often tell them that it's not a good time because we are waiting for the funeral home to come pick up my father who had died a little bit ago.
Or....I tell them the I'm in the Navy and just got home from a 6 month cruise and they interrupted something VERY important to my wife and me. he he
I have other games I play with them. Like pretending I'm a 'special needs person' and say nonsense things like, "I really like orange juice. It's my favorite. What's YOUR favorite? Do you get to go to school all by yourself or does someone have to take you? I get to go by myself on the bus." and so on. he he
Or just tell them I'm the house sitter and the owners have gone on a world cruise and won't be back for x number of months.
My favorite (that I got the idea off the Internet) is when I see it's a telemarketer, I identify myself as a homicide detective...
Sometimes I get a telemarketer at work. I work in a Navy building and when they identify themselves, I ask them to hold on...then ask how they got the number as it is a limited access number in a secure area in a government building. I tell them that I'm having the number traced. One time the person got all shook up and I told her, " DO NOT HANG UP! I want to talk to your supervisor." Then I went through the same routine with the supervisor asking the name of the company (asking how to spell it a few times), the address, the main office number, etc. Then I tell them that a government officer will be coming by in a couple of hours to discuss as to HOW they got my number!
Oh, I have SO much fun.