should i heed the call of the clans?

Question

the clans fergusson and farquarson are joining for a battle i the leader of the clan fergusson and me cousin the leader of hers the call of blood family is strong and binding the feelings for another of a rival clan is also strong. ach! what is a man to do?

Answer 1

Away ye go McTeacl - you are ever and will ever be a warrior.

Let na lassie come between ye and your clan - if it was never meant ta be, it was never going ta be.



I could na more stop my own heart beating than stop that which is within ye and was the thing that made me follow you over the moors and heather.



I set you free Brave McTealc - I will not fight agin you but I'll no fight agin ma ain - we have come to the partin o' the ways fer the two o' us McTealc - and I will do whit you have taught me to do - I'll walk away wi' ne'er a tear in ma eye but a deep, deep wound in ma heart.



Tis better ta hae loved and lost then ne'er to hae loved at all!



Farewell Brave McTealc - I will always think fondly o' my bonny brave soldier!



Ye'll nae be seeing the Clan MacIver on the field o' battle - no through cowardice but through respect fer the man y'are!



And farewell frame the wee beasties who grew strong under your stout arm of protection - we salute ye!

Answer 2

Once we have rid the glens of the Fergussons and the Farquarsons, the McDonald's and Burgerkings, we, the clan Fraser (and Associated families) will stand supreme, We will rule as we were meant to do, we will make the distilleries property of the people and give free issue to all, (apart from people who live in Dundee) Sean Connery will be king and Glasgow Celtic banished for all time.

Answer 3

Tuck ur tail betweenst thou legs great knight and high tail it for the high country. This has became a matter of lust o' the loins. It has gone much beyond a battle o' the clans and progressed to a love story. The beating hearts o' the bonnie lasses has replaced the sound o'the bag pipes. Is time you be choosing ur heart's desire or stating your intentions to remain a knight and valiant defender of the home land. Beware there are many wee bonnie lasses upon the moors at the ready to lure you to the secret places few men escape.

Answer 4

No, no, no !!!!! What would Fergie say?

You're both Scottish (Scotch, Scotsmen, etc...) right? So about face! You don't want to fight each other right out of existence, now, do ya, laddie????

Make peace, grow and prosper upon the land.

Have a highland games competition instead, and may the best clan win.

Answer 5

head for the hills great McTealc !! don't get into a battle with the lasses - no man ever comes out ahead.

just return to ye old stomping grounds and enjoy the beautiful days we have had whilst ye were away

Answer 6

A man must do what a man must do. I think in your heart you know the right thing. We cannot be a part of the cause or blame of a battle on yon heather moors.

Answer 7

Has blood suddenly become thicker than your word and your pledge of care and protection. How sad you have become over confusion and perhaps lust. Perhaps you should cruise the moors alone for a bit until you can clear your head.

Answer 8

Go the bathroom, sit on the throne and think about this for a while. The best answers are always "gleaned" there...!

Answer 9

A man's word should be his bond.



The same goes for a woman.



Who is the most honourable? And what course should you take because of it?

Answer 10

...aye,heed that call,turn your claymores united agin the invaders from the South,drive them from the Highlands,drive them from Scotland...

Answer 11

Robbie boy , the pipes, the pipes are callin' ,from glen to glen and down the mountainside, the summer's gone and the flowers in the meadow ,'tis you, 'tis you must go and we must bide................

Answer 12

Heed the call me lusty laddie, heed the call.

Answer 13

Follow your heart.

Answer 14

ROCK ON! This time, wear your life vest! Arghhhh!

Answer 15

heed yer call laddie, the call the McNeil's are now in trainning.

Answer 16

Make peace so this does not happen again?

Answer 17

well lad, my cup runnest over with thy emptiness in the head......