Question:
Is it true old people fart a lot?
J
2007-05-13 18:15:16 UTC
Is it true old people fart a lot?
34 answers:
Peanut
2007-05-13 18:25:02 UTC
Yes, it is true. The digestive tract isn't as efficient when you get old as it was when you were young.



With any luck, you'll learn from experience that getting old is not for the faint of heart... it's a really rough road to travel and it only gets harder.



Enjoy your youth, make good memories to treasure and be patient with the elderly... you'll be there yourself some day. :)
2007-05-16 10:06:59 UTC
I don't think it is more prevalent with senior citizens,I believe it is used as an expressive answer to dumb questions by young whippersnappers.



Old Farts Never Die..They Just Smell That Way
pszch
2007-05-13 19:01:26 UTC
Ok stupid! you never fart, right? old or young , farting is just a natural process of healthy digestion! why you picking on old people anyway? ya sound like some Punk to me!

Eat a Bugger!
2007-05-13 18:22:58 UTC
Some old people do fart alot because old age causes weaker control of bodily functions.
Joeri
2007-05-13 18:36:58 UTC
Yes, it is true.



As incontinence is brought forth by a poor control over the urethral sphincters, old people tend to fart a lot due to a deteriorating control over their anal sphincters.
gromit801
2007-05-14 15:41:54 UTC
Us olf folks fart out our arses. Young folks fart out their mouths when they ask questions like this.
Yarnlady_needsyarn
2007-05-13 19:17:46 UTC
Seriously? It depends entirely on their state of health and diet. It is not a necessary side effect of growing old.



Not seriously: see the link I have provided for further purile enjoyment.
Chaplain John
2007-05-15 23:50:24 UTC
ROFLOL

If I could find a way to harness all the gas I have I could make a fortune and wouldn't need my Social Security check.
2007-05-15 22:28:27 UTC
Yes, the olde you get the more you tend to pass gas.

The muscles around the rectum weaken with age.

God bless
2007-05-15 10:46:54 UTC
lol my grandpa used to walk around the house farting and he didnt even know he was doing it
FutureMrsBeck
2007-05-13 18:49:06 UTC
Why are you worried?? yeah they fart alot.
babyi'melectricc.
2007-05-17 14:11:09 UTC
Not necessarily, but 2/3 of them don't hear it!
maisie
2007-05-14 02:56:17 UTC
My granddad told me it wasn't that he farted more, he just reached an age where he didn't care who heard it.



(Don't ask why we were have this conversation...)
2007-05-13 18:25:23 UTC
old people don't have control over their bowel movements as much as younger people...i guess the young hold it in while the old can't so they just let them out...the elderly don't have full control of the movements of their bodily functions..
2007-05-14 00:42:11 UTC
Yes, but its only letting off a little steam. Hey, if you can't hide it, why not devide it ??
SHAARON K
2007-05-16 20:52:13 UTC
Only when I laugh and then I blame it on the dog.
devora k
2007-05-13 22:05:46 UTC
Sorry to say this is a disgusting question and I do not know nor do I care.
2007-05-16 13:44:43 UTC
It could be the medicines they take or that they eat more veg. or else the muscles are looser and it's harder tohold them!
2007-05-15 09:22:45 UTC
Yeah It's Great!!!
2007-05-13 18:19:07 UTC
Who knows?
2007-05-15 14:51:39 UTC
I don't know; perhaps you need to go ask your younger brother.
2007-05-16 22:51:15 UTC
gee, aren't you clever...you should be proud of yourself. No one ever thought of that one before, little boy.
Cami
2007-05-14 19:17:00 UTC
Ask your mother !
sandi c
2007-05-15 17:39:23 UTC
If you are a senior you wouldn't have to ask this!
model-me
2007-05-13 18:22:46 UTC
Yeah, my grandma....farts like hell
Crassidy
2007-05-13 21:03:20 UTC
Pull my finger!
isageegee
2007-05-16 20:26:59 UTC
Now, how old is old to you? LOL
jeri b
2007-05-17 08:59:21 UTC
what a rude way to answer my question!
chin
2007-05-15 06:13:14 UTC
yer, and your turn will come if your lucky enough to that long.
rameshp999
2007-05-17 14:21:03 UTC
yu will know when yu reach there
♥ Mel
2007-05-13 21:13:21 UTC
You tell me!!
va8326
2007-05-16 13:50:11 UTC
no more than you do
2007-05-14 18:20:08 UTC
no
2007-05-13 18:18:44 UTC
idk my grandma is 102 and she has to wear a diaper


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